From the day the realizations dawned on me that women like
to shop (speaking from general perception and no bias) and it can become a
tedious experience for men who accompany them, I have tried to sensitize myself
to the entire ordeal. Like any methodical and logical person, I started out
associating myself with such exercises with other men, women and sometimes
single-handedly taking on a girl to understand what it takes and how to be able
to contribute positively. Over the years I started gaining a confidence that I
could handle it when the D-Day comes and I have to accompany my lady, for
shopping. A sense of pride filled me that something that is seemingly
unachievable can be mastered through planning, dedication and effort.
Let me digress a bit and share with you a particular incident
which really tested me and at the same time had boosted my confidence. A female
colleague of mine had asked me to accompany her after office on a weekday to
help her buy some shoes. We went to Marathahalli and started scouting all those
shops lining across the street, from the sellers in pavement to the ones in
their fancy showrooms and factory outlets. We hopped on from one shop to
another as she rejected all the choices offered to her by those sincere
salespersons. Around 1.5 hours later, when I was almost at the verge of losing
my patience (but did not do so), she decided to go into one of those makeshift
shops that sell only garments. She suddenly remembered that she had to buy some
track pants and felt overjoyed that she could finally buy them.
Now, how one should prepare himself for these predicaments.
In this blog, we would try and search an answer to this question. This can and
will happen to all of us and we can only take preemptive measures to mitigate
the disastrous effects these have on our peace of mind.
Firstly, we have to understand what are the driving factors
that drive women on a shopping frenzy, especially when shopping in areas like
New Market area in Kolkata, or in Sarojini in Delhi or in Commercial street in
Bangalore. My experience tells me that the following are the buzzwords: SALE,
FIXED PRICE and DISCOUNT. These draw women to the shops at least for a glance
around, the driving force being, buying something at a much cheaper rate than
her friend has bought. Some women derive a pleasure just by bargaining with the
shopkeeper on the price while fictitiously insisting that her friend had bought
the same thing at a lower price and finally not buying it at all! Some women
just like to glance on all the display and commenting on each of them, a thing
which we have come to know as window shopping, whereas for some women shopping
is like a stress buster like chocolate!
So, how one can survive this?
Simple, if you cannot beat it, be a part of it and try to be
something more than a porter. You may get to pick on some fashion nuggets that were
completely beyond your comprehension level, like t-shirts with horizontal
stripes make you look fat! Also, she may have a new found admiration for your
taste and effort, and in due time you can reap those benefits suitably.
The first requirement, off course, is that you have to have
patience. Last night, when I was out with my lady, I happened to notice a
hapless guy, looking completely lost and overwhelmed, was being tugged through
the narrow streets by her girlfriend. If you do not want to be that guy, read
on!
As I was saying, the first thing you require is patience.
You must control the rate of burning, and minimize it as much as possible so
that you may survive the ordeal. If you are a hot-tempered guy, practise
meditation!
Secondly, you should always encourage her to go for more.
That has a two-fold benefit. One is that, you would not be crossing her that
being out with her is boring you to death and second, she may get overwhelmed
with all the things that she may feel tired and call it a day much earlier.
Thirdly, you should prove to her that other than being a
lowly porter, you can be of use as well with your taste, and can actually help
her to pick the perfect dress from the pile. You will be able to earn some
respect and will be able to differentiate yourself from all those ‘jerks’ she
had earlier been with. This may give you insights about her taste and choices,
which you can use to surprise her later.
So, last night when I was taking my final exam, I was
confident of cracking the code! How did I fare? Well, if you, at this point,
are expecting that I had aced it, there’s no one more naive than you! I was
humbled by the experience. Just when I thought, that okay, she was showing a
certain pattern in picking out clothes from the pile, and all I have to do is
follow it and pick out the next thing that she would consider to buy, BOOM,
reality hit and with nothing more than a cursory glance and twitch of her neck,
she rejected them one by one. Soon, my enthusiasm gave way to disappointment as
I lost all hope.
However, I was amazed to see a shopkeeper’s skill. One look
at her, and he could confidently say if the dress would fit her size or not. On
the other hand, after eying so many girls over the years, we are miles away
from such precision skill!